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That’s me in Hilary Duff’s 2002 music video, “So Yesterday.”

You’re probably wondering how I ended up in there. Why I’m wearing KISS makeup. And what’s happened since.

Well… it’s a complicated story.

It involves me dropping out of high school, working in the film business, living abroad in Greece and Brazil, getting a Master’s Degree in political theory, and hunting for Atlantis.

And then there’s the writing. Some of which is represented on this site.